What Would Gossip Girl look like Today?


What Would Chatter Woman Look Like Today?

Hey, Upper East Siders (and everyone else),

You have actually most likely currently heard the news that a brand-new Gossip Lady is on its method, via HBO Max. If you were a fan of the initial series, you might have blended feelings about a Gen-Z version. Perhaps you’re thrilled, or possibly you seethe that they didn’t simply go on and make that “Valley Girls” spin-off about Lily van der Woodsen with Krysten Ritter and Brittany Snow like they guaranteed back in 2009. To recreate Gossip Girl might appear like a fool’s errand– what could possibly beat that renowned opening sequence in Grand Central with Peter, Bjorn and John’s”Young Folks “blaring in the background? And as much as we ‘d like a reunion with the original cast, do not hold your breath). However, as series creator Josh Schwartz has explained through Twitter, this new series is an upgrade, not a reboot. And there are, of course, some pros to the brand-new Gossip Woman being on HBO Max.

For one thing, whereas The CW needed to keep things household friendly, on premium cable anything’s possible– just take a look at Euphoria. But beyond possible nudity, what may this brand-new Gossip Woman appear like? Where will the hard-partying, elite city teens go out? And what will they use while desperately inspectingtheir phones every time they get a brand-new message that reads,”XOXO “? Let’s imagine.The Character Archetypes:

The cast of Gossip Girl.

The CW/Courtesy Everett Collection Sadly, we will not be seeing the exact same characters from the original. But simply since there won’t be a Blair Waldorf, a Serena van der Woodsen, or a Nate Archibald does not mean we won’t see an update of their basic archetypes. Our vision: 7 characters loosely based upon Blair, Serena, Dan, Nate, Chuck, Jenny, and Vanessa.Blair Waldorf is an unique. She’s impossible to reproduce, but this variation of “Blair”would most likely bear some similarities to the initial. She’s not exactly preppy, per se, but she would probably belong to The Wing. She ‘d perhaps still want to land an internship with W magazine. She ‘d change her house cleaner, Dorota, with Alexa. That she unironically admires Carrie Bradshaw below everything is the one trick she’ll never tell.After disappearing for the summer,

the Gen-Z”Serena”goes dark on social networks. When she returns, she shares her journey back to health and ends up being an unintentional health influencer on the’gram.” Dan”is an obnoxious cinephile with a Criterion Channel subscription who will stop at nothing to get an internship with A24. He runs a confidential film blog site and posts his cinema takes on Medium. Among his stories goes viral à la Cat Person. “Chuck” is pansexual, polyamorous, and absolutely believes he’s woke due to the fact that of it. He’s still an exorbitantly rich one percent-er because of his daddy, though, and desires to use his identity to overcorrect for that fact.The brand-new”Nate”is a card bring fuccboi. Since Serena left he has become addicted to finding a rebound via Tinder. “Jenny “is your normal standard more youthful sibling who thinks it’s a great concept to begin a foodie Instagram account in the year of our lord 2019. The older kids obviously ridicule her for this. That is, up until she gets some online attention from an effective food blog writer who assists her grow her platform to the point where it legitimately removes.”Vanessa” is a social justice warrior on Twitter who idolizes the Red Scare podcast group, however the gag is she’s in fact really proficient at it. She lives in Bushwick and goes to school in Brooklyn Heights, unlike the Upper East Side crowd.The Scene:GOSSIP GIRL, Blake Lively, Penn Badgley, 'Dare Devil', (Season 1, aired September 26, 2007), 2007-,.

© CW Network/Courtesy Everett Collection The most consistent quality of New York is that it’s always altering, and because Gossip Girl ended, New York has actually progressed a ton. Looking back, we can consider the show as a little time capsule of 2007 to 2012, and since then, a number of the old haunts have ended up being passé. The Upper East Siders will not be heading out to Butter or Panchito’s for a private drink, for instance. And Henri Bendel doesn’t even exist anymore. In this new variation of things, Blair most likely eats at Polo Bar, and Nate can’t assist but make a look at China Chalet. As a snobby cinephile, Dan loves a Metrograph minute and has a taste for the negronis at the Commissary. (He doesn’t mark down the close distance to Clandestino and Dimes, though).

The Fashion:

GOSSIP GIRL, (from left): Blake Lively, Leighton Meester, 'Belles de Jour', (Season 4, ep. 401, aire

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